One of the older members of Zelaron! This fact alone adds some superiority to his posts. He likes to watch sports including basketball and football. He likes to play Halo 3, and kicks ass at it. (from what I've read)

He's 20 years old, works at a law firm copying shit (I think?) and doesn't have a hard time getting the ladies. He's typically got strong opinions and posts that contain valid arguments and/or statements.

Oh, and his username also used to be "Jizmo" but then had it changed to "Thanatos"