Here are my reasons for believing you are who you say you aren't:

• Your avatar is of Deku Link. Having discussed Majora's Mask extensively last Friday, I believe you are my friend.
• Your first game was Sonic the Hedgehog. Having bought a hedgehog and naming it Sonic, I believe you are my friend.
• You put a space in your smilies. Having discussed smilies with you and your telling me of how you always put a space in your smilies, I believe you are my friend.
• You registered yesterday. Having told me you were going to do so, I believe you are my friend.