It was a joke. Not getting enough at home, now are we, Kaneda?

I basically have pussy on tap, so there's no need to look on the internet. Besides, AmBam is probably a 45 year old guy just looking to satisfy his social needs on the internet. I'm sorry you don't think my giving out the number from that God-awful Tommy Tutone song and asking a/s/l it funny, but you need to shut the fuck up.

I'm hardly an alcoholic. Apart from my finals week of being drunk 24/7, going through 25 hydrocodone, and smoking 1/2 oz. of marijuana, I'm a sober person. Besides, I can function when I'm drunk and fucked up. I scored 50/50 on my lab final, 92/100 on my environmental science final, 90/100 on my history final, and a 95/100 on my critical thinking final, and managed to work 20 hours (had to cut my work in half to study). Don't be a douchebag and start trashing me when you know it's a waste of your time. Honestly, you're retarded and a failure. Don't mock me because you envy me. Fuck off.

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Just realized it's my favorite time, 12:51. It's a shame I quit smoking pot.