Oh hey there OP, I see you've read the my Encyclopedia Dramatica article and used it to launch a fail-bomb of trolling on me, just like the 50 other people did. You know, you could have actually done that with some tact, instead of staggering through 3rd-grade mechanics with all the agility of a cow on PCP.

I hope you've learned something from your epic failure, OP.
I really do.