Saturday night was homecoming at the college. I was just getting back from drinking some captain and coke at my buddy's house (it's around 11), and I walk up to my dorm complex. There are about 30 people outside of the football dorm (the one adjacent to mine), and I see this drunk kid run up and just biff it onto the ground, faceplant and all. Here's the kicker. He thought someone had tripped him, so he jumped up swinging (his face covered in blood), and some jock just punched him out.


I also saw someone drink 'grape soda' and then proceed to throw up for about a half hour. Turned out to be someone's container for the dip they had just thrown in. Yuck.