I encounter two camps of drivers during wintertime.

One, the douchebags you just mentioned. They drive like 80-year-old frenchmen, creeping down the freeway at a blistering 20 MPH.

Two, the assholes who drive like they're playing Burnout, and that the snow all over the road is a FEATURE rather than a hazard.

I didn't know you lived in Utah, King. Whereabouts?