Actually I'm moving up in the law firm where I work. I won't work in the copy center much longer, even if I did I'd still make more money than you. Broke bitch.

Secondly, I've been in more relationships than you have, fucked more girls than you have, I think I have a better understanding of females than you. I've never been a smelly fatass that can't pick up chicks. Don't blame society, blame yourself for eating those 2 bowls of ice cream before you cried yourself to sleep every night.

In fact, I think I will smoke a bowl after I get off work. I'll invite two hot FEMALE friends of mine to partake in that bowl, as well. Man, life is great! Wish I could say the same for you.