I need a favor from him. All I need for him to do is call my town's probation department and tell them to reschedule my court date. That telephone conversation will probably take 2 minutes, max. He tells me, "Well I'll have to charge you for an hour's work which is $200 or you can call them yourself."

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME? You want ME to pay YOU $200 for a fucking phone call? I'll do it myself, no-good-lawyer. Thanks for having my back! You really do seem to care about my case and not the money! Thank you, lawyer, for proving the stereotype wrong!

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