I know I'm almost never talking serious but this thread is pretty non-spaym.

Anyway, as most of you know, I'm a straight mothafuccin player. But recently I met this bitch I just can't talk to right. Any other bitch I can mack on easy 'cause It's like I know they're most one night - three night standers. But this certain girl I get all butterfly-like in the guts and can't say anything. Maybe I'm afraid of fuckin' up mah flow with this bitch, or it's 'cause I just follow where my dick takes me but I dunno if she's that type of hoe.

Anyway, check yo' mothafuckin' selves and help me. Now.