Yeah, once at Meijer my SC told me to go and clean one of the girls stalls in the bathroom up front. I went in thinking that there was just TP on the floor or something. Noooo. Of course not. I'm never as lucky as that. I walk into that first stall and 'lo and behold, the whole fucking toilet is covered in shit, running down the sides and right onto the floor.

So please, no complaining about a mere clog of the toilet.

Seriously, how the fuck do you miss the toilet that badly?