I dated this chick for 5 months. Rachel was her name I met her through a friend of mine at a bar piss ass drunk, she came over and pretty much didn't leave for 3 out of those 5 months. Towards the end of the relationship I knew something fishy was going on. She ended up starting to say how she thought we should take a break and shit and I was like fuck that, we aren't taking a break, if that's what you want to do we are breaking up. Then she goes and has sex with 2 co-workers of mine and then goes to HR cause we worked together at best buy, I had been there for a year and a half and 2 days before she got hired we began dating. She tells HR that she feels uncomfortable with me in the work place, so I get moved to another department and take a $4 paycut. What a fuckin bitch, to end the story I now work at AT&T making over triple what that cunt makes.

Shitty Windows Vista vs. Ubuntu + Beryl