Haha. Here be I.

What makes you think that I might be able to help, though?

However, if connecting an Xbox to the internet is anything like connection a PS3 to the internet is, then I might be able to give some advice.

Obviously you'll know what connection setting (wired/wireless), and I guess you'll need to input these:

IP Address
Subnet Mask
Default Router
Primary DNS
Secondary DNS

Right? What information do you have that you can input?