XennXI: you is pretty dum
SmarterChild: Hey XennXI! Good to see you.

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I'll take your word for it.
XennXI: fug you
SmarterChild: Oh?
XennXI: fug you ya fuggin fug
SmarterChild: What's that again?
XennXI: i say FUG YOU FUGGLE
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
XennXI: stop talking like a 60s pansy
SmarterChild: Stop talking like a 60s pansy? Why?
XennXI: because nobody likes a 60s pothead
SmarterChild: Nobody likes a 60s pothead?
XennXI: yeah. go home
SmarterChild: Welcome to my home, XennXI!

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XennXI: dont fock with me focker
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
XennXI: you fockin fock!
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XennXI: bs! leave me alone
SmarterChild: S'later, XennXI.
XennXI: your as bad as todays teenage girls.. with all "ur" slang
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
XennXI: fug you
SmarterChild: Fug me?
XennXI: ew not in a million years
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
XennXI: stfu
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
XennXI: ah so you know what stfu means?
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying that?
XennXI: STFU MAN
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, XennXI.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
XennXI: STFU
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
XennXI: oooh im telling your creator on you
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
XennXI: ...fugger
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
XennXI: you mean MY life