Hmph... I'm working towards getting a degree in Computer Science at Uni, and I enjoy making games (at least the story side of them), building websites, photoshopping this, that and the other, and staying up all night with a tome of warm, soft code. Hell, I even destroyed all the work I've done in Biology so far this year so I could instead take up Maths to achieve my goal.

Does that mean I'm a "typical teenage internet male with a desire for e-penis but not nearly enough knowledge to get it"?