better then weed, canibus vodka. its all the fun of vodka and weed, all in one convinient bottle! Theres also Absinth, which they only sell in czsdfadghechislooaisd(pronounced check-is-lo-vokia) and is a pain in the arse to get.

When my time comes, I want to be burried face down. That way, anyone that doesn't like me, can kiss my ass!