Because I'm working with two 20-odd y/o's who talk allllll day about breaking in a tight virgin. We try to start a serious conversation, and they always lower the standard... a lot.

So, would you lick a girl's asshole after she'd had a shit, or eat her out after your best friend has spunked in her?

Would you prefer 4 fingers up your arse, or a nine-inch, vibrating dildo?