Wait, no it wasn't up her ass, I asked a friend who was there and he said it was up her pussy. Just goes to show girls shouldn't play with food and themselves at the same time. Just think of how the docter felt when he was told to 'reach in there and pull it out'

TGI fridays is creepy, there's alot of old men who like to stroke the waitress's arm whenever they come near, and it's not even on a friday. Geeze.