Because you're a moron? I'm surprised anyone actually took the time to read the whole thing. I'll have to try the wire hanger reference sometime, though...

Grue: She "changed". She dropped her girlfriend after a while a rather bad terms, and they no longer speak to each other...all for her mother. See, that's why I love my dad so much. While all of this was going on he was incredibly supportive of me, and even L. He even told her she could come over if she just needed to get away for a while. But L doesn't talk to me at all anymore. I'm pretty sure she holds some kind of resentment towards me. I'm not sure what V thinks of me anymore, I get pretty mixed signals from her. I'm pretty much left out of all family gatherings now, as is my dad.

And I'm just a very child-oriented person.