THE FDA IS CONSIDERING ADDITIONAL WARNINGS ON PACKAGES OF OONA SUCH AS:
WARNING: OONA IS DISENCHANTED AND SMILING WARNING: OONA WILL GIVE YOU TEMPORAL BUMPS WARNING: OONA MAY CAUSE ZANY QUEEN PINK SLIPPER TO ARE PAID MINIMUM WAGE WARNING: KNOW AND HOOK UP IT
--EASY MISTER TOERING (1301 CE)