Roll up, roll up!

Ladies and Gennelmen, boys and girls. Have you ever wanted to be shot? Have you ever dreamed of waking up with a pellet in your leg, or half a cartridge lodged in your arm? Well you've come to the right place!

For a small fee, our Resident Gun Man will pump you full of lead, giving to you a genuine imitation of a bullet wound! These authentic replicas will leave scars that will stay with you all your life.

And this weekend only, buy one, get one free!

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They made the Spatula City song into a YTMND didn't they?