I said use a funnel AND a pipe!

You know how they force feed people in hospitals and loony bins? Get a pipe with a funnel on the end, shove it down the throat into the stomach, and poor down liquidated food.

The only proper way to force-feed someone something is with a funnel and a pipe. With only a funnel they can spit it all back out. Now, you wouldn't want bleach spat out at you would you?