Now, I've found a way to not become the purse watcher.

I don't go to any form of disco or dance, and I only leave the house to go to a party once a year. And that party was on Sunday just gone.

Then again, I may start going to other parties just to laugh at the drunks.

And I'm definitely going to the Yr. 11 Leavers disco in June. There's no way I'm missing that.