We've found a smoker! Can we burn it?

BURN IT! BURN IT!

But how do you know it's a real smoker?

It's got a fag in it's mouth.

Oh yes.

BURN!

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Smoking should be banned in any eating place, but should be allowed in pubs that don't serve food. After all, your vision of a pub is a smoky place with guys sat drinking and chattering.

A pub isn't a pub without the smoke.