They play scrubs. If they are lucky enough to make the postseason. They will be eliminated in the first game, unless they play the Chicago Bears who are even shittier. The Bears clearly sold their souls to Satan for the winning season they are currently enjoying, but even he doesn't have the power to help them beat a team in the playoffs, let alone any of the AFC teams.

On a side note my San Francisco 49ers are looking fantastic, they are amongst the top 3 teams in the race for Reggie Bush.