Sorry Gruesome, you can't stop true love. You also can't stop me from slipping a roofie (Sp?) in her drink, wait for her to go to the bathroom, pull down my pants, and anal bang her. I'll then nut a fat wod up her butt, put her pants back on, and let her walk out to meet up with you. Then, while you carry her to safety, my jizz will sneak back out and drip all over your hands and down your legs.

Simple physics really. It must be done.