The taffy is yummy though.


Do doctors make housecalls?
Yes, but your house has to be really sick.

What does the bunny say on Jan. 1st?
Hoppy New Year!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ban-na-na-na*****(WTF??)

What do you get when you cross a fish and a cat?
A catfish(Kill me now...)

What did the math book tell the pencil?
I have a lot of problems(Fucking emo book)

Why did the dog throw the clock out the window?
It was full of ticks.