Few good ones:

<YelseyKing> I was in a spelling bee once, when I was in second grade.
<YelseyKing> The funny part is, it was for fifth and sixth graders.
<YelseyKing> I was one of the last ones left standing, but I lost thanks to &%&$&(%(&$& Mary Poppins.
<Indogutsu> They made you spell "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?"
<YelseyKing> No. "Chimney."

<jdigittl> i just filled out an online mortgage application to test something. I just received a phone call from a mortgage broker: "Hi, I'd like to speak with, um, Mr Testy McTest..."