I thought you'd renamed them to Freedom Fries? Because of all the trouble with France veto-ing the UN thingy for thingy against Iraq?

Or was that just some kind crazy internet gossip that only reached the Brits?

Anyway, we've got Chips, Crisps, and Fries over here.

The difference between Chips and Fries is that Chips are big fat things whilst Fries are thin as a pencil.