I have never been fired, I came really close at my last job in the factory for racing on a propaine-powered forklift without even having a forklift license. But I still have good referalls from all my previous jobs. Yeah I know what you're thinking... I rock.
And I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes, I do have names for my testicles.

Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...