We Brits are amazing speakers...we managed to discover something that your presidents can never seem to understand. We call it grammar...

I haven't that faintest idea why Al'Qaeda hat us. It may be bacause we helped you guys in Iraq (though how does Bush repay us? "Our relationship is no quid pro quo realtionship"...in other words, thanks for helping, now screw you).

Who do you mean by the London Governor??

And yes, we do have Wal*Mart over here, but we call it Asda. It's very good value, but with the wrong class of people. You get a better class if you say shop at Waitrose...or even Marks and Spencers...