I'm looking to buy a cheap ass laptop. It needs to be fast enough to not lock up on me and not take so long opening Firefox or Wordpad that I rip my hair out. Other than that, it just needs to have wireless network capabilities (I've got a card, so... as long as it has a slot).

It's not going to be for gaming. It's just going to be for taking notes in class, forums, and webcomics.

Anybody know where I can get one?

What is it they say about silence being golden?