Actually, I just waste time meeting up with my friends, drink a few beers, stare at them and talk, then meet up with members of the opposite sex, have sex, and also have meaningful relationships that don't get typed on piece of hardware and software. Difference being, I actually physically contribute to the world, and the people in it. I actually realize that if everyone thought the way you did, the world would eventually become non-existent (Unless you plan on finding a way to procreate over the internet).

You win? You will never win. Not in anything. Get a life? I real face-to-face human interation life. You know, the kind that makes the world turn, exist, and continue to aspire. Cum stains on your keyboard aren't exactly sanitary anyway.