Actually it'd look something more like:

Hello is my name Savatar. My English is, badly thus does not laugh not at me pleases more. Forwards I came to America of Kenya years with my nut/mother and its 14 kids. The airplane did not permit us to get animals thereby ment we to 4 my Mammakinder in Kenya to leave had. Now we goto America with 10 kids however my nut/mother, that was, thus depressed fell out of the boat and had a seizure. They handhad to store my nut/mother from the wasteland to but now we had leeches everywhere. This was a terrible time for me, which was I in the lowest point. We came to America and as I mean physical doctor examination received, which it the not belive history of the apes, which robbed me and stole my Testikel, which was, which my nut/mother and father explained to me. He straight joked and pushed fun at my other Testikel, which is depressed now alone, very much. Sad i is. Here I am at one libary maintenance on this machine ask for your assistance. I do not know which to do... We are now very poor and my sisters, who are also Hookers, have herpys. * Sighs * times are durable. There is much protection in the lock.

Tanks,
Savatar