This challenge/contest has some really easy rules, but winning is a little trickier.

In short, find a nickname which beats Zelaron in all ways. If it's not a well-known one (which means that some domain names might be available), it will score an extra point.

After you guys have managed to reply to this thread with some suggestions, I will host a voting thread a few days later on.

"Stephen Wolfram is the creator of Mathematica and is widely regarded as the most important innovator in scientific and technical computing today." - Stephen Wolfram