You forgot the best part, NOOB!

slaynish: and beat off in the corner
slaynish: and cry
slaynish: thenu can say
slaynish: "stfu slay we is making love over here"
slaynish: and ill cry "laurennnnnnnnnn"
JRwakebord1: and she'll cry "Jaaaake!"
JRwakebord1: cuz she'll be loving every second of it
slaynish: hah
slaynish: and the police will cry
slaynish: "PEDOPHILEEEEEEE"
slaynish: lol
JRwakebord1: only if she complains
JRwakebord1: or they catch me