TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jamal Knight
Birthday: 3-1-91
Birthplace: Houston, Tx.
Current Location: Houston, Tx.
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: God's son
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Jordan 18s (I think)
Your Weakness: I have none
Your Fears: I have none
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, olives and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Create a simplistic OS over the summer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: God fucking damn it fuck I fucking hate school.
Your Best Physical Feature: My oversized black-jesus hallowed dick
Your Bedtime: I have none
Your Most Missed Memory: Nothing I miss too much. Maybe being at a school that's not racist.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke!!!!!!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Not nearly as much as I used to.
Do you Sing: Do you fly?
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Dunno. Think so.
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeah
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I have before in small planes like Cessna 172s but not anymore.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ask your mom.
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if it means school's out. Otherwise it means I can't play basketball and still have to go to school which sucks.
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a lot younger.
How do you want to Die: In a barrage of bullets fighting for something I believe in and going out as a martyr living on in history like Jesus, Martin Luther King and Dennis Rodman. But when I'm a lot older.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Basketball player, but something with computers would also work.
What country would you most like to Visit: Which place is considered to have the hottest women?
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter, but I seem to like more blue-eyed girls.
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long. Doesn't have to be too long, I just don't like short hair.
Height: As long as they aren't midgets
Weight: Not fat.
Best Clothing Style: As long as she doesn't dress like she's Ozzy.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, Cocaine when I was younger, but never again.
Number of CDs I own: 100000. I don't know, but a lot.
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: Yes
Favorite Movie: Return of the Jedi.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just a few.

Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Not really a band, but 2pac.
Do you like cats? No.
Do you like diet drinks? No.
Do you believe in God? No.
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? N/A
Evolution or Creation? Evolution
What's your sexuality? I love women.
What is most important to you? First to always make sure that my family/friends are okay and healthy and second money.
Braces, retainers, or neither? Retainers for 10 minutes a day.
Do you know what a furry is? No
Are you, yourself, a furry? I don't think so.
Do you like furries? Doesn't sound like anything I'd like.
Are you high right now? No
Are you drunk right now? No
Does "flippity jibbity shing bang hang dang" make sense? A bastardization of "in the house"
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac: Bernie Mac
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Jim Carrey
Are you the anti-Christ? No.
Are you God? The son of.
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? He's a mormon.
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? What?
Which is worse? What?
Beijing or Nanjing? Fuck if I care.
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Equal
Hate or Lying? What the fuck is the question? Whoever created this survey wasn't the brightest motherfucker.
God or Satan? See my response above.
Science or Mythology? See my response above.
Gay bashing or racism? Equal

I just thought this was funny.

It was taken from his myspace.