TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake
Birthday: 11/20
Birthplace: Worcester, MA
Current Location: N-boro, MA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots and K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatball
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is it so fucking early?
Your Best Physical Feature: Physique
Your Bedtime: 2am-ish
Your Most Missed Memory: No responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ick, neither
Do you Smoke: Extremely rarely.
Do you Swear: Yup
Do you Sing: In the car. Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: oh yah.
Do you want to go to College: currently doing so.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not unless it's the spins
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Not really, though some would say I over-exercise
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yah
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes - see: college
In the past month have you Smoked: Cuban Cigars
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yah.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Either quietly in my sleep or in a blaze of glory. Nothing in between.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Run Fortune500 company
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: I've dated both, they're both nice.
Height: Preferably shorter than me, but not a requirement.
Weight: Healthy. No extremes.
Best Clothing Style: Preppy is pref, but anything will do. Depends on the person.
Number of Drugs I have taken: pot a couple times
Number of CDs I own: I'm not getting out of my fucking chair for that.
Should Michael Jackson go to Jail?: If he's guilty.
Favorite Movie: Matrix/Star Wars/Boondock Saints/Porn
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 42

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Miscellaneous Stuffs
Favorite Band? Depends on my mood.
Do you like cats? Yes
Do you like diet drinks? No
Do you believe in God? No
If so, what is you religion, assuming you have one? Atheist(N/A)
Evolution or Creation? Evolution
What's your sexuality? Straight
What is most important to you? Trust
Braces, retainers, or neither? Ugh, neither.
Do you know what a furry is? Yes
Are you, yourself, a furry? No
Do you like furries? No
Are you high right now? No
Are you drunk right now? No
Does "flippity jibbity shing bang hang dang" make sense? No
If you said "Yes" to the above, did you do shrooms prior to this? No
Wanda Sykes or Bernie Mac Wanda Sykes? Neither
Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams
Are you the anti-Christ? You shall bow to me.
Are you God? According to some, in bed I am.
Is God a man or a woman, in your opinion? Non-existant. Though if I had to pick one, I would say god is a hermaphrodite.
Indoor plumbing or outhouses? Indoor
Which is worse?
Beijing or Nanjing? Dunno.
Right Wing Fundamentalists or Priests? Fundamentalists. Priests respect your opinion. Usually.
Hate or Lying? Lying. Hate is honest.
God or Satan? Neither exists.
Science or Mythology? Depends on what it's doing
Gay bashing or racism? The practitioners of both should be strung up by their entrails.