OMG! Someone pleeeaase punch this bitch in the stomach.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...eople_spears_2

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Couldn't finish my rant cause of work. The worst part about this shit is, that almost every fucking American is going to watch it and probably some foriegners! God I hate humanity. I wish that Americans would stop idolizing stars like thier fucking Gods. Brad Pitt = Americans Zeus. Jeniffer Lopez, ya Aphrodity. I mean come on, big deal if Christina Aguilera got drunk last weekend. Oh no! Someone got drunk!? My god. They don't do anything different than anyone else, yet all the mindless cattle gossip about them while they graze on thier whoppers and 6$ burgers.