I'm currently eating hot dogs...

At a party one time we ordered the 5 pizzas for $25 from Dominoes. This guy took 1 hr and 30 mins to get there while the wait was only an hour. He pulled up and knew some people at the party so he called back to Dominoes and was like, "These people are pretty mad, man. I took forever and they want 'em for free." He stayed a bit and took a couple tokes. It was awesome: free medium pizza for me.