He said the upsurge in official violence is attributable directly to President Robert Mugabe's speech Friday in which he said he could be a "black Hitler 10-fold" in crushing his opponents

DEME VIL RACIST CRACKERS ALWAYS TRYING TO BRING DA BLACK MAN DOWN NOW IT BE THURR TURN TO SHINE MOFUGGA

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.