I learned about the Brit kids in History class, too, so stfu

Besides, ever since the Jewification of the educational system, some History books aren't safe.

read Michael Hoffman's They Were White and They Were Slaves.

Besides, you do realize if there was no slavery you wouldn't be born right now because your parents probably wouldn't have met. Would you rather live in a Third World Country?

I'm not saying slavery is a good thing; I'm just saying there were white slaves in America, too.

Snow is racist. It does not have an equal amount of colored snow as it does white snow. We must find a way to alter nature so that snow becomes colored.

When you decorate your tree for Christmas, you must put at least 24.8% colored bulbs, and they must be placed throughout the tree and not segregated in any matter.

Christmas presents must not be wrapped in white paper.

If Christmas music is to be played, under no circumstances is 'Have a White Christmas' to be Played.

Turkey may be served, but only if there is an equal amount of dark and white meat be served.

You must keep your colored and white dogs in the same room at all times, unsegregated, and they must get along at all times.