Here's your review for the new Goldeneye game.

Goldeneye: Rogue Agent
Developer: Who gives a shit?
Platform: All of them
Genre: First-Person Bumping Into Things

This game sucks.

Score: Negative Ten Million

Actually, I haven't even played the game! However, most people have been telling me it's an abomination and a complete desecration of the name "Goldeneye". The two games are completely unrelated, and the new one doesn't live up to the original in any way, shape or form.