NO!!

First 69.
Then aliens.
Then Wolfpacks mom.
Then aliens.
Now floor tiles.

Oh my God the world's gone CRAZY!!! He he. Hand out the straight jackets. Oh yes. Nice little jackets. With initials. He he. Oh no. What about Fred Ingham? F comes sixth. I is ninth. 69!!! RUN!!!!!

I believe Doofus is the 69 man.

Observe:

D --> 4
O --> 15
O --> 15
F --> 6
U -->21
S -->19
_
A --> 1
W --> 23

Ignore the DOOFUS. The important bit is the AW. It is on it's own and is two numbers.

Also, where do most Alien abductions happen? The US. So include that as well.

US = 21 + 19 = 40
AW = 1 + 23 = 24

40 + 24 = 64

1 = A
4 = D

There is one D, so add that to 4 to get 5, which gives the letter E.

As there is an A in DOOFUS_AW, add to it the E:

A --> 1 + E --> 1 + 5 --> 6.

Now add, the 6 to the 23 given by W, and the fact that US is where most abductions happen ( = 40) and you get....69!!!

DIVE FOR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!