He he. Gotta put these in:

Yo momma so fat, her waist is bigger than her IQ.

Yo momma so ugly, I could only tell it was a face 'coz of the ears.

Yo momma so fat, that when she went out in a yellow coat, the schoolkids shouted "The schoolbus is here!".

Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.

Yo momma so ugly, that when I went to the zoo, the zookeepers said thanks for bringing the bitch back.

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma's so fat, she used the interstate for a slip, and slid.

Yo momma's so fat, The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

Yo momma's so, fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes!

Yo momma's so fat, her feet need license plates!

Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!

Yo momma's so fat her Highschool picture is taken on airfoto.

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

Yo momma's so fat that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


And that's enough for today.