Nice, considering you've NEVER EVEN SEEN ME. That one's pretty old, by the way..

cock bite...wow, you've said that in 1/3 of your posts, usually coupled with something about a brick. I advise you sit on that brick, it may actually improve your bitchy mood.

I take that comment back, if you're telling people about how you "shave" chances are you're some twisted old e-pervert getting yoru sick jollies by pretending to be a girl.