OK mr. Jack. Gibberish it is.

Apparently longevity=100% is a wiggulsworth guy, but even I can't make that make sense. What the fuck was he saying?

Gimme time and I will work it out.

So you're a spelling nazi? Lucky you. They kinda threw me out when I became too good for them. Now I'm nomadic. Floating from forum to forum looking for people to translate and spell. Oh well.

Hmm, german. I speak some German. Let's see:

Frau, frau...Mrs.

Luge........erm......luge, luge, LIE!

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson...



leibt...love
mich..me.

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me!

Klaus: He loves you not!

he..would
she...you...sooner dead person when still something see.

He would still rather see you dead than anything.


Can't be held off killing you, held = heigt. Erm...

gehalten --> past tense halten = hold .'. held.

Ich habe __________ gehalten. I have held ________

Totung = killing

ihn = him

I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities.


And you

wissen = know

And you know _________

zutreffen = to be correct
ist zutreffend = is correct>

dass? das? = that
was = (of course, stupid Lenny) what

And you know, that

sage = saga

And you know, that what saga I, is correct.

What? That doesn't make sense. Lenny! *slaps wrists*. Rewrite it Lenny.

Erm.... saga's are storis, legends.

Hmm, blah blah blah, that what legend I,

And you know, the legend what I, is correct.

Argh, brain melt.

Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct.

She has his diaries? You have his diaries, his journals, you know

No...sie haben...they have

gerade = straight
gelesen = past tense lesen = read .'. read

Ihnen = (to) you
liege = lie
dass ich nicht zu = that i not too

dass ich nicht zu Ihnen liege = that I would not lie to you.

sie wissen gerade gelesen = you know straight read

hmmm, I'd guess: you know damn straight?

So altogether it is:

Mrs. Grauman: That is a lie! My grandson loves me!

Klaus: He loves you not. He would still rather see you dead than anything. I have held him off killing you at some oppurtunities. And you know, the Legend that I am is correct. They have his diaries, his journals, you know damn straight that I would not lie to you.

Shit, my brain hurts.

Woah, that's a lot of work.

Well, Mr. Jack. Was I right?