Kerry:

Two-faced.
Inconsistant.
Dishonest.
Disgraceful.
3 trillian dollars worth of new programs, yet going to cut taxes for the middle class(very large majority of our country).
Has plans but doesn't say what they are.
His wife sucks donkey balls.
Scandals/lies/etc in general.



Bush:

Nucular.
Amurica.
Basically how he talks.
He's from the south.
He's stupid.
He doesn't do the popular thing.
Everything he does is wrong(even if he does the right wrong thing).


So, let's see...

Most of the complaints against Kerry are very serious and actually meaningful things that will affect us if he is president.

Most of the complaints against Bush are things people are misinformed about or are just completely stupid themselves.

Kerry or Bush?
BUSH

Kerry Bush or Nader?
Maybe Darth Nader, even though some of the things he thinks are really stupid($10 minimum wage).
Some of the things he thinks are good(1 cent stock tax on every trade).