Arena: Stygian Depths - A multi-level cavern, flooded with molten lava and fire. Rocks jut out of the magma at varying heights creating platforms of different widths and shapes. The cavern is completely enclosed, with large stalactites hanging from the 175 foot "ceiling." Caverns wind in and out of the main chamber, shaky rope bridges are suspended at varying height intervals, and one large circular platform (about 50 feet in diameter) is suspended by chains about 50 feet below the ceiling of the main cavern.

In the Red Corner, armed with devastating fire breath, a body covered in lethal spikes and an extremely repetitive tendency to kidnap the same damned Princess every friggin' game! The King of the Koopas, the brutish dinosaur, from the Mario Series: Bowser!!!

In the Blue Corner, equipped with the fearsome Masamune, an extensive repertoire of destructive magic and the most violent mommy-complex since Norman Bates! The One-Winged Angel, the son of Jenova, from Final Fantasy 7: Sephiroth!!!

As the infernal flames of the Stygian pit rise around the center platform, our two combatants emerge from either end. The tyrant lizard king, flame dripping from his razor-toothed maw shakes the ground with each fearsome step. The katana-wielding angel of death, black cloak flowing behind him, steps gracefully to the stone platform and prepares himself for the opening attack. Their hate-soaked eyes lock together as the magma-filled cavern boils and rumbles around them. Both wait in anticipated silence, glare steadied on each other, waiting for the most minute of movements. A single drop of sweat slides down the face of the human contender, the lizard king breaks the standoff and charges and our battle begins...