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Song: The Reverend says (Damn Man)
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Song: The Reverend says (Damn Man)
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Posted 2004-09-20, 05:48 PM
(I absolutely hate the title >.<) Well, I got bored during lunch and started thinking of songs, and then I came up with this one. Enjoy:
Damn Man
Potter's sending you straight to hell
Aint' no redemption in reading those books
Just burn 'em all to hell
Damn Man
Queer Eye's gonna rape your soul
Gonna take your virgin ass
All they want is to send you to hell
Why, hell man
That's what my Reverend said
That these things gonna send me straight to hell
There just ain't no redemption anywhere
Why, hell man
My Reverend's a moral man
He's only got one wife
And half the congregation
Damn Man
Playboy's a lusty piece of shit
Makes me abandon wives
It's the work of Satan
Damn Man
Look at all those fuckin' Catholic men
My Reverend says they're goin' to hell
Just followers of Satan
Why, hell man
My Reverend's a moral man
Only stole $500 from old lady Anne
Yeah, such a moral and godly man
DAMN MAN
My Reverend's a piece of shit
Says dancing's a sin
But he banged a whore
Says Alcohol's a sin
But he loves the joint
Says the Death Sentence is immoral
But he encouraged his wife to abortion
Moral and godly my fuckin' ass
Damn Man
Damn Man
What a wonderful, nominal, self-righteous piece of shit
Condemning without a reason
Swimming in whores and joint
Crusading against evil as he pays the doctor
Damn Man
Damn Man
Fuck you!
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