Given that there are only three races defined in actual anthropology, I don't see how you came up with eight. I believe it involved reaching deep into your ass and pulling out a random assortment of shit. And yes, I can see the obvious homosexual comeback that anyone with jello-for-brains can make from that last sentence; please spare me.

Now, It's time for another lesson from Doctor Professor General Mantralord. Gather around kids.

There are three main races: Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid. Whites are caucasians, and so are (typically) Latins, Jews, Canadians, Indians, and Arabs. Negroids are Black. Mongoloids are Asian. While groups such as Arabs, and Latins may seem like their own race, keep in mind that most of the non-caucasians you see here are actually mixes with other races. As such, these are also simply ethnic groups, which can comprise of any race (for example, a black hispanic). Indians are actually thier very own subgroup of Caucasians.

I hope this has been as insightful to you as it has been a waste of time for me.